Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Ole! Winnie turns 1 today!

My baby girl Winnie Claire is 1 year old today. She has been a great dog-ter (daughter) for Kurt and me. We got her 2 new toys. A red dog thingy and a new giraffe ("raffey"). 

Happy Cinco de Mayo to her! She requested margaritas and tequila shots, so it shall be.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Tupelo Sighting: Rated X

Kurt and I were riding down a street in Tupelo (Ida, for those who know the local geography) today in a ghetto-ish area, and thus begins our conversation:

Kurt: Marty, look over there!
Me: (eyes on the road, hands at 10 and 2, of course) Oh my gosh!
Kurt: That woman is naked! NAKED.
Me: Holy Crap! She's completely naked!

Yes, people, a lady was strolling -- leisurely-- not running, in an apartment complex parking lot N.A.K.E.D. We saw her from the back only, thank goodness, but we couldn't believe our eyes. Our conversation picks up here:

Me: Should we turn around and take a picture?
Kurt: No way!
Me: Well, she has pretty hair. (She did. It flowed down her back.)
Kurt: Her hair is what you're looking at?????
Me: Well that and her rumply butt.
Kurt: Marty, gross!
Marty: What! It is!
Kurt: We will never forget this day as long as we live.

Anyway, yes, we did see a totally nude person walking in a parking lot today in Tupelo, MS. There is no documented photo for this Tupelo're welcome.